I’m always right. When others think they're right…I just stare at them. I’m not interested in arguing over opinions...because others' opinions often times don't matter; so I just smile and tilt my head to the side. But in real life I’m thinking: “you poor little wrong person you”. You can’t convince a Type A that they’re wrong! In our heads, we've already weighed the pros and cons out of every situation; and if you disagree you’re just a commoner who doesn't know any better. *sips margarita*
Now, I’m sure they are going to be those tragic times where I’m not right….but to me they don’t exist. I will literally delete the image of me being wrong from my memory. Like that test I didn't do so great on last week…it didn't happen. *Kanye shrugs* it just didn't happen!
while you're in fast-forward
I’m going to ask a question that EVERY Type A is wondering: “Why do y'all move so slowly?” Like Why? It’s like you have nothing to do with your life? Have you not planned out the next 3 years of your life day by day? Because we have, we have destinations to hit at certain times; and your slowness….. your “leisurely movement”, is preventing that! I literally time out the conversations I’m going to have in hallways the next day, and when people go over that time limit I just twirl away. Yes people, an alarm goes off in my head, and I leave! I’m going to be honest: when people walk/talk too slowly, I imagine shooting two huge missiles at them. Like BOOM….get out of the fast lane if you aren't ready for it.!
Bae doesn't know this but I schedule in a time in my day to text him back! Lol I know that sounds ridiculous but it's a must, or he won’t get a text. There is no such thing as spontaneous fun time for Type A’s. I don’t just randomly do things….sometimes I plan out when I’m going to laugh! #truestory We plan and plot EVERYTHING…including things that make us happy...we're too busy not to. If someone offered me tickets to a show tonight, I would probably pass even if I have nothing to do. And that’s because I PLANNED on having nothing to do. I stick to the schedule. *twirls away*
I HATE hugs. Actually....I low-key hate touching in general. This may sound harsh, but I can’t control how long you choose to hug me….and it gives me anxiety. When people hug me I literally hold my breath and begin to count how many seconds of my life they are wasting. Affection is one of the few variables that Type A’s can’t control; so I choose to just delete it. *Kanye shrugs*
Type A’s don’t really understand emotional people. Now before you mark us off soulless robots,let me explain. Emotions are reactions to events. Events that you should have already planned out, and accepted every outcome to. If you would’ve properly planned, you wouldn’t be surprised by how an event turned out. Your emotional reaction is the effect of you being unprepared. Don’t be unprepared. Type A’s have two emotions: bliss and anger. If a Type A chooses to show any other emotion please unplug them and restart their hard drive….because something is seriously wrong.
My future children are going to be Olympians. I’m going to make sure they play a sport like synchronized swimming or ice shuffling, and train them from birth. They WILL win. Type A’s view everything as a competition, whether we admit it or not. Why do something if you don’t wanna dominate at it? Let me guess, you’re doing it for “fun”,or a “learning experience”. *rolls eyes* How about you learn how to WIN!?!
*sighs* People who settle for average….#literallyicant I just don’t get it! What is so great about being normal? It has already been done before. Be original! Attempt to change the world! Make sure your name/mark is remembered! Don’t settle for average… you’re selling yourself short ! This is why Type A’s do what we do. You may think it’s crazy…we just see it as different.
“It’s not all about you”
Let’s be honest…it kinda is about me. It’s my life…of course it’s about me! If my life was a movie it would be called “Amira World” *snaps in Z formation* I’m going to attempt to explain the Type A mind. We are not selfish, we care about other people. However, you get one life! If you don’t care about yourself, how do you expect to get what you want out of it? Your happiness is your job. And we take that job seriously. If it doesn’t make me happy…I don’t do it. Now this is where the confusion comes in: People get mad at Type A’s for putting themselves first; but you wouldn’t be upset if you were also doing what makes you happy. And isn’t it selfish for you to insist I do something that doesn’t make ME happy...to make YOU happy? Type A’s aren’t conceited, and if putting others first brings us bliss then we’ll do it. But you can’t assume that what you want will make everyone happy….and a Type A has NO PROBLEM with letting you know that they’re unhappy. *Kanye shrugs*
Last week I noticed a hair on Bae's shirt. His shirt was black, so when this short blonde hair hit the light it immediately sparked my interest.I instantly started thinking of ways to key his car without getting caught. Lol What's funny about this story was that I noticed the detail of the blonde hair, but neglected to notice the new blonde dog his roommate just purchased. I'm lucky that he always thinks i'm joking lol I'm never joking! *kanye shrugs* Type A's pay close attention to the details..because if it isn't perfect it isn't worth it!