“Watch carefully as 3 members of the female species fight for the attention of the uninterested male. Listen to their unique mating call, as they scream "heyyyy bae" ,bat their eyelashes, and twirl into a twerk.” Lol Ladies why must we make dating a competition? The reason we love jerks is because they make dating a challenge; and it’s sick that we find that endearing. Why compete for someone that isn't competing for you? It’s like we have to WIN the jerk to prove to other women that we’re better because he chose you. When in reality, your prize is a JERK! He’s still low-key uninterested, and he isn't going to treat you any better. So congrats, You just won a relationship with a scrub! *sips margarita*
There’s something about those text messages that they’ll never send, and the snapchats they’ll never respond to that just get women going. Lol When I first started talking to “The Chameleon”, I sent him a text asking “where we stood”….and he didn't reply for 3 weeks. This fool knew how hard it was for me to ask…and he just ignored it. I was perturbed. But this is the funny part….I still talked him for 6 months after that. Yes guys….I was an idiot, at least I can admit that! During those 3 weeks I made excuses for him. Week One: “OMG maybe he got in a car crash!” Week Two: “Someone in his family must’ve died….he’s mourning, I’ll give him his space.” Week 3: “Yes I know it’s Christmas Break, but he has soooo much homework!” Guys….those were my real life thoughts! Lol #literallyicant We make excuses as to why we should chase the jerk and give him another chance…when in reality he just doesn't want you. Yes ladies…there is a guy out there who isn’t into you and will NOT chase you, BUT he'll keep you around to play you! That doesn't mean it’s our turn to chase, it means that it’s time to move on.
When someone I’m dating tells me no, I literally get the butterflies! Lol yes I know…I’m a little twisted. This is the DUMBEST way of thinking, but there’s just something exciting about a man that is mean to you. I blame it on our childhood. When we were in elementary school, adults told us that the boy that threw your name-tag on the floor and stole your doll, secretly liked you. We should’ve grown out of this way of thinking, but the mean boy on the playground will always spike our interest. I’m guilty of this! I've let guys talk to me crazy because it was different, and I masochistically loved the attitude. Ladies, he is mean to you because he is a mean person. There is NOTHING else behind that. If he really wanted you, he would show it. Flirting isn't mean. Require a nice man. It shouldn't be that hard! *snaps in Z formation*
Jerks like to wind you in…and then throw you back; like you’re a damn fish! They’ll flirt and show interest, and then disappear. Women blame their disappearance on themselves. “Maybe I didn't give him enough attention?” “Was it something I did?” I swear we think about him more when he ignore us than when we’re in his presence….and he knows that. Don’t let a jerk play you like a Yo-Yo.
Do 10 negative gestures+1 positive gesture= happily ever freaking after? When I was younger I dated a jerk, and till this day when I tell the story about him I start it out with “OMG this one day he bought me flowers.” *face palms* I understand highlighting the good moments, it’s easier. But does that mean we have to ignore all of the bad moments. The bad moments are just as significant as the good. I’m going to remember that moment you bought me flowers, but I’m also going to remember that floozy you were texting. If you fall for the guy that told you that you were a 10 that one time, then he’s right, you’re a 10…on the pH scale. Girl you’re being BASIC! If there is more bad than good, then you deserve better. We're too young to settle and fight for mediocre love. There is someone out there...and his good moments outweigh his bad. Wait for him, don’t settle.
Whether it was the beast magically transforming into a nice guy for beauty, or Danny showing his softer side for Sandy; movies have trained us to think we can change guys. We seem to think that if we are the best version of ourselves, then they will suddenly be the guy we’ve always dreamt of….and that’s just not how it works. Now, I do believe that guys treat someone they’re actually interested in differently, but that’s out of your control. We spend all of this time attempting to change a jerk, when someone who doesn’t need to be altered is out there waiting to love you. Beauty may have found and tamed her beast….but that’s why we call them fairy-tales. *twirls away*