*in my best player voice* “Baby girl, you know what we have is so real. So real and so true that we don’t even need a title. Why put a lid on our love when it soars so high?” *face palms into a sigh* Now let me be very clear, if you don’t want a title then you do you! But if you want a title, and he’s insisting on NOT having a title…then you must realize that you are NOT in a relationship! Honey, you’re in a situationship!
So I have an old friend that has recently ended a long-term…sitiuationship. She was kinda, sorta dating this guy for over year. We’ll call her Miss Doormat, because he walked all over her heart. Last month, she realized that he had a weird habit when he introduced her to his friends. He started off with an extreme emphasis on the word friend. Lol it’s really quite funny when you think about it. He would be like: this is my FRIEND Miss Doormat. The word friend ALWAYS came before her name! And that may seem like a small detail, but it reveals tons about their real relationship. He wanted it to be CLEAR that he would NEVER claim her. If he won’t say your name, then you’re in a situationship.
My friends always think my boyfriends are imaginary. Hell, yall probably think my boyfriend is imaginary. *Kanye shrugs* I think I’m just so used to keeping things quiet, that I don’t share anything. I was in a situationship with The Chameleon for over a year. At the time, I thought it was best to keep it a secret, “because things get ruined when everyone is in your business.” When the truth was that it was a secret because I knew wasn’t it real. And I couldn’t have him around my friends because they could see right through my horrible situationship…and try to end it. If you have to hide bae from your friends then you’re in a not so healthy…situationship
How would you describe the man of your dreams? Tall? Dark? And…Mysterious? I hate when girls use that word to describe a guy they’re into. You might as well just be honest. Mysterious is another way of saying NOT YOURS! Is he mysterious because he doesn’t answer your phone calls? Is he mysterious because he plays hard to get? Or is he mysterious because he is NOT YOUR MAN? I wouldn’t want anyone around me to be mysterious…that’s shady! #situationship
I’m going to keep this one brief, I’m not here to judge your life. But if your “dates” only occur during the darkest hours then that isn’t your man. Low-key that may even be someone else’s man. Lol you should check on that. If you only meet after midnight then you’re participating in a situationship!
Sometimes guys just disappear…and that’s fine. But please realize that if he goes missing then he is not yours. If he feels free enough to ignore you for days, then you are not in a relationship. Let’s just say that after three days of no contact you’re single.
Is he your friend? Is he your boyfriend? Can you hold his hand in public? Will you get upset if he dates other women? Are you in Heaven? Or is it Hell? Homegirl…you’re in purgatory! *snaps in Z formation* If you cannot clearly answer any of the above questions then you madam are in a situationship! I have a friend, lets call her the free spirit, and she has a tendency to break-up with guys that she isn’t really dating. So the last guy was horrible! He creeped around and was extremely disrespectful, so she had every right to end things! The Free Spirit sent him a text saying that she wasn’t happy and that they were done. He replied: Did you just break-up with someone that you were never dating?” *face palms* Situationships don’t have break-ups…they just fade away!