At this point, you’re just staring at your grades. You’ve done the math and you know you need a 90 or above to pass the class. #ohno You’re constantly face-palming because your professor is known for having hard finals. I mean studying is the obvious choice…but who actually does that right away? So you pout, and you ask yourself: “Where did I go wrong?”
I always thought it was funny that we had “dead days” during undergrad. I was literally the ONLY one who studied! Lol I actually had a friend who would make fun of me for it every year. So cheers to the days full of procrastination!
I have 2 papers and a group script due in a few hours, but I’m just going to act like they aren’t real. Like at all. They don’t exist. Some say ignorance is bliss; well the land of denial is just as beautiful babes. So at least accept the fact that you’re in denial of how much work you have to do!
You’ve been in the library for hours. Nothing you’ve read is sticking, and the world around you is a blur. You’ve consumed an unhealthy amount of caffeine, fast-food, and you reek of defeat. You have officially hit rock bottom. So crawl into the corner, get in fetal position, and listen to Sia as you cry for help.
Let’s be honest: if you never considered dropping out and becoming a stripper did you ever really got to college? And this is no shade to any artist of the pole, I just don’t know a single soul that hasn’t considered this alternative during finals week. So after you’ve finished drying your tears, it’s time to plot. Lol we all have that list of backup careers.
So you’ve calculated, procrastinated, and cried. What next? Well you remember who the heck you are, of course! *twirls*
You have 6 hours until your first final and 8 chapters to review. It’s turbo time ladies! Let your inner Type A Female out and may the curve ever be in your favor. *pageant girls waves*
*sighs* Professors lie. #betrayal #trustissues
You always feel better after a test, no matter the outcome. So grab your friends, and head to the closest happy hour! You made it love! *snaps and twirls for your greatness*